Billy Ray Cyrus is scared of this adopt-a-highway sign.

In Billy Ray's own words: “A physical sign. It could have easily said ‘You will now be attacked by Satan.’”

Read more about why this sign scares Billy Ray, on the Friendly Atheist blog.

Billy Ray doesn't seem to understand that not only do we Atheists not believe in his invisible friend with super hero powers, we also do not believe in Billy Ray's super villain.

What scares you, sir? Our love of science and reason? Our dedication to equality for all humans? Our repulsion regarding superstitions like yours, which lead to things like the Inquisition and the Holocaust? Our efficiency at cleaning up areas around highways?